A Word About Orgies

As said when I started this blog I was going to retell a few stories about my past life. Truthfully I haven’t been on because I just didn’t know what to tell. Well, after some advice from one of the bloggers on here I’m just going to let my thoughts ramble. If you like this - Great! If you don’t, well, tough shit.

I was once asked if I would like to attend a concert in the Los Angeles area. Now, I know it may not match up with some small minds, but you truly can enjoy both great music and fancy fucking. Actually, I also love the opera.

So, there I was at a reception after the performance and I was being introduced to a few of the musicians by my host. Imagine my surprise when one of them turned to meet me and, with a streak of recognition, she got a look a sheer terror in her eyes.

I knew immediately who she was. She was a women who had attended a few orgies and swing parties I’d been to. I simply thanked her for a marvelous performance, complimented the orchestra and moved on. Later in the evening I went to the lady’s room and on the way back she stopped me and drew me aside. She thanked me for my discretion and asked if we could have lunch one day. We exchanged numbers and moved on. Here’s some advice. The best thing an ultra sexual person can have is a friend she can be completely open with. I have cultivated those friends because I need them. I’m lucky as my cousin, Terri, is as big a fucker as I am. If you don’t think you can find such friends, just listen to the chatting at your health club.

So here are a few orgy rules:

RULE NO. ONE – If you recognize someone you know either at an orgy or afterwards keep your mouth shut. Period!
Now, I’m no one to harp on the obvious, but ...

RULE NO. TWO – PLEASE, take a good shower before you go!! Also, trim your pubic hair. No one like to go down and get a mouthful of hair. Men, a shaved cock looks bigger!! Ladies, a waxed and smooth pussy is so very inviting. Also, ladies, use some lotion like KY lubricant on your pussy. It really helps.

RULE NO. THREE – You are not going to meet your dream mate at an orgy. The chance of George Cloony or Madonna dropping by is nil! You will meet a cross section of America. Yes, fat and thin, short and tall, big and small cocks and boobs, young and old. What you will meet are people just like you - horny bitches and bastards looking to fuck up a storm.

RULE NO. FOUR – If you go into the "Anything Goes Room" that means you’ll take on all comers. If the fat, old guy or gal comes in, just get to fucking and enjoy it.
As an aside I know a couple, about 50, who are simply fabulous at a sex party. They both fuck like gangbusters, are hugely funny about sex and have mouths like truck drivers. They are a pleasure to have join in.

RULE NO. FIVE – Please if you’re going to an orgy have NO hangups about sex. There is nothing worse then to have a guy who cannot perform or a gal who starts crying. Do not go to a swing party if you haven’t tried MFM or FMF before you go. You cannot just be dropped into such a sexually intense situation without some experience in your background.
My preferences are simple. I think the best men at an orgy are those who have no hangups about sex. They love to please a women, they love to please themselves, and they have a reasonable amount of stamina. Also I prefer men who talk during sex. Finally, men who can handle the deep intensity of the sexuality of an orgy are my favorites. As to women, they should be willing to experience the simple fact that they will cum and cum. Some women just cannot handle multiple, intense orgasms, or, unfortunately, they cannot enjoy sex. Also to enjoy a multiple partner sex situation a women should have no shame about sex. She is going to be stark naked in front of women and men and she will be spreading her legs for cock and opening her mouth for cock.
If you’ve got a hang-up about sex or your body – Stay Home!!
So many people who like to think they would be good at an orgy have neither experienced nor do they understand the sexual high from the passion of an orgy. I have a final suggestion. Go with a friend! That way you can retell the experience and laugh at the fun of it. Yes, have a few fuck friends. People you can laugh with about sex. I have six women friends who are my fuck friends. We are very close and have participated in sexual hi-jinx together. I keep them completely separate from my other friends.

RULE NO. SIX – If you don’t have fun at an orgy you should just not go.
When I think back on my experiences with multiple partner sex three orgys come to mind. One was in Alaska which I’ll tell about one day. The second was, bluntly a paid experience that was a gift to my cousin, Terri, and me. That was at the Spa of Heavenly Delights in Macau. The Spa is a place where women can go to get their wildest sexual dreams satisfied by men who are completely professional in doing so. I’ve been to the Spa a couple of times simply to please my desire for powerful orgasms.
The third was in Australia. This was a straight forward fuck-a-rama. There were four of us. Terri, me, and our two lady friends from Australia who set it up. I’m saving this adventure for a later post.

I hope these few paragraphs will help. Look, go to an orgy and enjoy. If you’re guilty about enjoying sex, well, too bad, if you’re not - SUPER!!